Blogger’s Life on Net & in General

Hi All, I am listing down few points that will help you to find out blogger around you…

 

  1. A person who writes on his website & doesn’t know is there somebody will read it or not is blogger’s real life situation…
  2. He who integrate Google Analytics in to his blog & visit analytics site every other day is blogger…
  3. He who activate ‘Akismet’ on his wordpress blog… & day after he who swears by it is blogger…
  4. He who say ‘Thank You!’ to google at night before going to bed for traffic to his website is blogger…
  5. He who thinks someday he will go out & have normal social life as his same age friends have is blogger…
  6. He who thinks having Macintosh as his main machine even for website development is blogger…
  7. He who thinks Macintosh’s boot up chime is sign of presence of life is blogger…
  8. He who has social life only on net through Facebook, Twitter is blogger…
  9. He who thinks there is life on different IP address is blogger…
  10. He who knows IP address of his closed friend is blogger…
  11. He who doesn’t know full form of word IP Address is blogger…
  12. He who remembers IP address of his domain name by heart is blogger…
  13. He who use share host for his website & thinks someday he will transfer & use dedicated server for his website is blogger…
  14. He who use iTunes to play music at background while he is working & doesn’t remember what last song was playing & to find out the same he opens iTunes window is blogger…
  15. He who face design obstacle while creating design on computer & after finding solution for the same thinks it would good subject for next tutorial article for his blog is blogger…
  16. He who uses all possible Apple.Inc products & finally thinks why Apple is not designing T Shirts for him so that it will be in sync with his computer peripherals is blogger…
  17. He who thinks having his own domain name is real world style statement is blogger…
  18. He who wake up early & then next second open desktop Twitter Client for updates & latest news even before brushing his teeth is blogger…
  19. He who uses his computer built in camera to comb his hair so that he will save time & work more instead of turning towards mirror is blogger…
  20. He who follows minimum 10 design blogs & subscribe to their RSS feeds & Newsletters is sign of blogger…
  21. He who only interacts with people through facebook comments is blogger…
  22. He who owns desktop pc to tweet from home, laptop to tweet from hotel & internet enabled phone to tweet from bus is blogger…
  23. He who thinks of breaking next big paradigm shift to write new blog itself is blogger…
  24. He who attends minimum two technology company’s seminar of new product launch is blogger…
  25. He who uses bicycle instead of scooter for traveling is hint of blogger within…
  26. He who thinks he would prefer another Apple Computer over brand new bike is also a blogger…

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